Can Someone Throw Me a Freakin' Bone????

...or a ruler and camera? Freaking Parking Nazi Police Officers in Minneapolis gave me a ticket yesterday for "parking more than 12 inches from the curb". What the hell???!!!! I was trying to parallel park a mini van what do they expect. Argh! I was so not more than 12 inches, but whatever. All the tax payers of Hennepin County can rest assured I just lessened their tax burden by $24.